Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!  In honor of those swash-buckling, booty-plundering, Johnny Depp-looking Sea Dogs - I decided to run the Jolly Roger up the main mast on the Knotty Wench (that's my ship), and set sail for some joke booty!

Ok, so I have been drinking a bit of rum.  It's only to celebrate the holiday properly!  If you don't, the ghostly spirit of salty sea dog Captain Morton - Master of the Seven Seas(onings) will haunt you by turning all of your food bland. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Avast and enjoy these buccaneer bits of humor, you land lubber!

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