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It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day – and We Got Jokes
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! In honor of those swash-buckling, booty-plundering, Johnny Depp-looking Sea Dogs - I decided to run the Jolly Roger up the main mast on the Knotty Wench (that's my ship), and set sail for some joke booty!
Ok, so I have been drinking a bit of rum. It's only to celebrate the holiday properly! If you don't, the ghostly spirit of salty sea dog Captain Morton - Master of the Seven Seas(onings) will haunt you by turning all of your food bland. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Avast and enjoy these buccaneer bits of humor, you land lubber!
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