Taxes Make A Man An Instant Millionaire

One Chicago man got a lot more than he bargained for when he went to pay his taxes – nine-million dollars more. Last week, Irving Przyborski found a forgotten winning lottery ticket tucked away in his tax folder just days before it was dated to expire. According to the Associated Press, Przyborski cashed in his winning ticket right on time. A lottery spokesman said that Przyborski is a quiet, laidback man who didn’t get too excited about his life-changing win.

Maybe he’ll use some of his lottery winnings and buy himself a name that’s EASIER TO SAY!!!1!!!!!111!!11!!!11!