Vote for Jess. Jess is Best. Vote for Ollie. Life is Jolly.

First of all, can we get these battle cries distributed on buttons? Second, voting is open and it's officially ON in K945 studio. I can't guarantee we'll act normal at all today, but I can guarantee that anything I throw your way will be genuine.

So #VoteForJess.

I could give you a laundry list of things I will do to make Shreveport-Bossier radio great again, but I think it's better to just show you my secret weapon. You ready?

We all know that behind every great leader is a great pet. Whether it's a dog, cat, fish, bird, monkey (looking at you mom), or even a lizard, pets are what makes us great. They teach us responsibility and compassion, a winning combination.

And it's even better if they're adorable!

Besides, ever heard of "bowzers"? These are people who look like their dogs. As seen in the movie "I Love You, Man."

A concept even hinted at in 101 Dalmatians as Pongo picks out a mate for his human. Jump to 1:10 in the video.

There's obviously something to this concept of people and their dogs looking alike. If that's the case than you should simple vote for me based on adorability.



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