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Brooke Mueller Really Misses Those Huge Child Support Checks from Charlie Sheen
Denise Richards is still taking care of Brooke Mueller's children with Charlie Sheen while she parties rehabs with Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford clinic.
Now Mueller's hatching a plan to get the twins back -- and the hefty child support check that comes with them.
So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
Amanda Bynes Gives Crazy Interview to Explain She’s Not Crazy
Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview.
Maybe the New York Times was just busy.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Martha Stewart’s Match.com Profile Is Pretty Much Just What You’d Imagine
When Martha Stewart was on the 'Today' show on Monday, April 29, she revealed that she'd created a Match.com account -- because the only man in her life right now is Snoop Lion.
Now the details of the profile have emerged, and they're pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren't clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that's reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves.
Justin Bieber’s Broke Grandpa Sleeps on the Floor in a House With a Hole in the Roof
Justin Bieber is a 19-year-old millionaire, so he has plenty of coin to throw around. But one person who apparently isn't getting any of it? His 61-year-old grandfather, George, who says it would sure come in handy.
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
Amanda Bynes Seems To Be Doing Well, You Guys
Amanda Bynes is still keeping her family up at night, tweeting a series of platitudes seemingly aimed at a special someone this weekend.
Today in Chris Brown: He Tells Matt Lauer He’s Sorry for Everything Ever + Drops the Video for ‘Fine China’
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
Kesha’s New Docuseries May Finally Help You Understand Her. Or … Not. [VIDEO]
Back in January, MTV teased us with a promo for its new show that hoped to answer all the questions you may have about Kesha's life. Like, can you really live off glitter? Has she ever snogged the ghost of Clark Gable? Does Jack Daniels mixed with clay count as toothpaste?
And For Amanda Bynes’ Next Trick, She’ll Sue Us Weekly + Perez Hilton [PHOTOS]
It's been an eventful couple of weeks for Amanda Bynes. Her privates were nearly murdered and she might be getting pudgy, so it only makes sense that she's under a little stress.
Now she's threatening to sue gossip bloggers on, uh, some legal ground she hasn't thought of yet.