The Avengers is breaking box office records and one actor in particular will be benefiting nicely from it. The movie pulled in more than a billion internationally after just a week in the theaters. Most of the actors (Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth) only got between $2-3mil for the movie, but Scarlett Johansson and Samuel L
It’s safe to say that Marvel’s ‘The Avengers‘ will explode the minds of every comic book geek who ever walked the planet when it hits theaters on May 4th. Not only is it going to rake in a ton of money, but it’s bound to make the receipts for ‘The Hunger Games’ and the last ‘Twilight’ movie look like the penny tray at a gas station.
Theaters are going to be packed to the brim with fanboys dressed as their favorite Marvel comic book characters and at least one or two very confused old people who thought they had purchased tickets to see ‘The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.’ Here are some signs that you’re taking the movie a bit too seriously.
The Avengers staring all of your favorite superheroes (except Superman, Batman, and XMen) is coming out this summer and there are ALOT of teasers out there.
At this point you should feel like you've seen the movie
Ironman, Hulk, Captain America, Samuel L Jackson with an eye patch! Stuff getting blowed up?!?! What more could you want in a movie?
Sparkley vampires you say? Wait a few months I haven't seen any trailers for the last one yet.
If you go see Captain America and watch all the way through the end of the credits you'll see a preview of the Avengers movie that will eventually be coming out. Which will feature Ironman, Dude with a hammer, Anger management guy, Hot chick from iron man two, and other people. Faaaannnntastic. Here's a trailer to get geeked up about ... or say "Yeah I saw it" so you don't look like a tool at your next dinner party.
