This is quite possibly the crappiest story you'll read all year.

A woman from Cleveland, Texas recently got her hand stuck in a toilet, and the fire department had to find a way to get it out.

Naturally, I'm sure these firemen hadn't trained in toilet-hand removal procedures, but they thought of a solution and executed it quickly.

Now, to answer the question you all are asking yourself. Apparently this woman recently moved into a house, and something clogged her toilet up. So instead of pouring dish soap and hot water down the drain, she decided to take matters into her own hands... Well hand.

She reached in and couldn't free her hand once it was up in there.

So the fire department detached it from the all, took it outside, and smashed it.

Her hand was not hurt but her pride took a big hit.