Can Anyone Eat Crawfish Faster Than Me?
With Mudbug Madness on the horizon, I wanted to take a moment to issue a simple challenge to anyone in Shreveport-Bossier.
I'm looking for someone, anyone, that can accept this challenge and take me on. It's no secret that when it comes to eating crawfish, I am similar to lightning, except faster. I dominate those tails like nobody's business, and I have the hardware to back it up.
I am the reigning and defending Mudbug Madness crawfish eating champion. I won the event back-to-back, although some judges would say it should have been a three-peat following a controversial 2nd place finish in 2016. Like most champions, I have some naysayers out there. The haters say it doesn't count because my competition was limited to other member of the media. The haters say it doesn't count because I left a little too much meat on 3 out of 200 crawfish tails. The haters say I don't have the heart to go back-to-back-to-back.
So this challenge is for the haters and the naysayers.
I will be at Mudbug Madness this year, and you better believe I will become the three-time champion. However, that competition is media members only, so after I win in dominating fashion, I would like to issue a challenge to anyone and everyone.
Should you accept, you'll meet me on the battlegrounds at Mudbug Madness following my historic third championship. You'll sit across from me with six pounds of crawfish separating us, three pound for each. We'll also have an unbiased judge sitting at the table as well to make sure everything competition accurate.. We'll go head-to-head to see if there is indeed anyone in Shreveport-Bossier that can beat the reigning and defending champion.
Do you think you've got the guts? I'll be waiting for on May 28th - May 30th at Festival Plaza.
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