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We have hundreds, if not thousands of gas pumps in Shreveport-Bossier, but I am convinced that I've found the fastest.

In today's day and age, we're all on-the-go and we like to save time whenever we can. My friends, never again should any of us wait on an annoying slow gas pump. Never again should any of us worry about our gas-pumping speed. No, that is forever a problem in the past.

On a side-note, if we're being completely serious, is there anything as absolutely frustrating as an incredibly slow gas pump. You feel like you've been at the pump for 5 minutes only to realize you've just put in $3.43 cents worth of gas. I'm genuinely angry while typing this.

I have the worst luck when it comes to gas pumps. It doesn't matter where I go, or what pump I park next to.. My pump will always be slow, and most of the time, it will be the pump that stops ever .5 seconds.

That all has changed now, and things are looking up. Perfectenschlag as my friend Dwight Schrute would say.

So this past weekend, I was DJing a wedding at the lovely Caspiana wedding venue on Highway 1 in Shreveport. On the way there, I stopped for gas at The Relay Station. Look, I'm telling you, I have nothing to gain here. Without a doubt, that gas pump shot gas into my car faster than I can possibly explain. I put $20 on my pump and I would be surprised if it took more than one minute.

I was blown away.

Can anyone else vouch for my claim? If not, who do you think has the fastest gas pumps?