Cyclist Face-Plants Hard After Trying To Ride on the Beach [VIDEO]

It doesn't take a genius to know that bikes and sand don't go together.

This guy found that out the hard way when riding near a beach, and stupidly deciding to take a sandy detour.

I'm not sure why the guy did it, in fact, I'm almost certain he knew he would bust it. Which would explain how the videographer was in the perfect position for the crash.

I bet he didn't expect it to hurt quite as much as it did. Immediately after face-planting HARD, he quickly lets out a "F***ing Hell!".

Seriously, this wipeout is one for the ages, you have to see this!