How do you have a brain and not talk? Really? She has a brain and she shouldn't be allowed to talk. But she sure loves Jesus! 

This is apparently a major issue. I mean, shouldn't everything with a brain be able to talk? Like seriously, is it Christian intuition? As a Christian, I'm feeling a bit embarrassed. I'm pretty sure it has been proven that dogs have brains -- definitely more than this girl. Please, tell me this isn't the future of our country!