Have A Cat Lover In Your Life? I’ve Found The Perfect Christmas Gift!

I love all animals.  Dogs, cats, sloths - all of them.  However, I am at maximum number of animals at my apartment.  That is the only reason I wont have one of these.  Actually, there are about 23,000 other reasons I can't own one.

This is a Caracal, a wild cat that will definitely get big enough to rip your face off.  To bring down the gore factor (which is a good thing to do if you are in the pet business), Animal Scientists* have created a hybrid version between a Caracal and a Abyssinian cat.

If you'd like to own one of these beautiful death machines, it will only cost you $23,000!  Plus, you need to get a big litter box, a bunch of food, a gigantic scratching post, and a laser pointer.  So like $23,150ish.

Once you decide you absolutely need one of these in your life, you get the proper life insurance, and you've cat-proofed the yacht - click here to set up the delivery of your very expensive and possibly dangerous new feline friend.