How To Have A Very Awkward Date

If you weren't blessed with my super power of making any situation extremely awkward then you can trust me to help make your date as awkward as possible. I am an expert on all things awkward.

The Date:

When he or she arrives at your door or if you plan to meet up, be sure that you begin the date with a power stance to assure that you are confident and strong. It looks something like this:

The trick is to make yourself look large and fierce. The date has to see this or else the stance will not be effective.

Conversations:

When getting to know your date is best to talk about each other's interests. When you find out that you both like something creates a connection. However, when you start showing them all of the photos of your cat that you posted to Instagram it gets a little awkward. Especially, after the 6th photo.

Eating:

If you don't eat on a date then you're crazy. Any who, I tend to make faces with my food. It makes it fun to eat, and also a fun quirk of mine. From what I have learned from television, Guys like quirky girls. However there is a thin line between quirky and awkward.

The Activity:

From what I know about dates, there is usually an activity next in line after the meal. You know, Putt-Putt, bowling, or a movie. This is when you bring up more conversations when you can. I tend to show off photos of Mud Pie. She is so cute and such a cute cat.

The End:

At the end of the date be sure to set your standards and let the guy or gal aware of your intentions for the relationship after the date. When Tucker and I first started dating and we after our first date I had to lay down the law letting him know that I was an independent woman and I don't take crap from anyone.