For those who never wanted to jump on the "babies are drunk adults train", now you have no choice.

I honestly didn't think I was alone in this thinking, but I had just enough peculiar looks from others that it made me question my judgement.

Babies are tiny drunk adults.

Just look at a child and remove all child thoughts. Think of them as an actual adult that is fully functional. Now, intoxicate that adult. Boom! Tiny drunk adult. It's like God's greatest joke on the human race.

And finally, I have more proof of this theory.