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Louisiana resident Ruby Palermo has been receiving calls from hammered Canadians looking for a safe ride home for years - and she's not driving to Quebec to take anyone home!

According to a study from the University of Missouri at Columbia - researchers have determined that there are 4 major inebriation archetypes you will likely encounter. The big question is: Which one are you?

Reminder to all people... When you're drunk, the higher you go, the worse it's gonna get.

Those who were downing the giggle juice performed significantly than those who got a tummy full of placebo.

The good news for this drunk fella is that he probably didn't feel a thing. The bad news is that someone was recording.

This guy is experiencing a level of drunk I didn't even know was humanly possible.

We get it, jury duty sucks, but bringing a cold one with you won't make your trip to the courthouse better.  I have heard of many people skipping jury duty and finding unique ways to avoid a day at the courthouse. I have never heard of someone showing up drunk...

God Bless Ivy League Education.

I think we all have failed miserably a few times in our life. Thankfully, no one had our major mess-ups recorded for the entire world to see.

No livers in the nation can hang with those of Louisianians. Which city is the drunkest though? Now we know the answer and number one is quite obvious.

Apparently in the British Columbia town of Saanich (near Seattle, Washington) they don't seem to have much crime. Listen to a very serious news report that details the story of two drunk college women stealing a bag of Bar B Cue flavored potato chips and their capture. Justice was served bar b cue style.

At least he sounds better than most karaeoke singers I've heard...