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If you've read between the lines in your Bible, it should come as no surprise that God's finest creation was woman.

In fact, if you paid attention in Sunday School, you noticed that God put so much into creating woman, that the minute he was done, he had to take the next day off.

But I'm here to tell you that there are differences between "Yankee" women and "Southern" women.  Those "Southern" women are the absolute best, and the main cause for God's holiday after their creation.

Ever noticed that God made woman from a rib? Not the heart; not an eye. Nope, he made her from man’s rib. And there’s only one thing a man loves more than a big old slab of barbecued baby backs and that's his woman! The big guy up top knows his stuff.

Southern women; they are not only beautiful, but they’re tough-as-nails and they make the prettiest babies in the world. They love Jesus and bass fishing and Powerball. And that's why we Redneck men are so blessed to have 'em.

Course, he made women in all shapes and sizes. And he scattered them out all over the Earth. But his chosen ones, he put right here south of the Mason Dixon. And there are several differences between a “Yankee" woman and one of the select few chosen to be from down here in God's country.

Just look at all the differences I have found between Southern women and Yankee women:

The Reasons Southern Women are Just Better Than Yankee Women

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Stacker used data from the 2020 County Health Rankings to rank every state's average life expectancy from lowest to highest. The 2020 County Health Rankings values were calculated using mortality counts from the 2016-2018 National Center for Health Statistics. The U.S. Census 2019 American Community Survey and America's Health Rankings Senior Report 2019 data were also used to provide demographics on the senior population of each state and the state's rank on senior health care, respectively.

Read on to learn the average life expectancy in each state.

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