You Done Methed Up, Former State Senator!
According to Arkansas Online, former Arkansas state Sen. Gilbert Baker is in a bit of a pickle after testing positive for methamphetamine according to a court ordered blood test. He was stopped last month, suspected of driving-while-intoxicated. Baker pleaded guilty the DWI charge Tuesday in a Faulkner County District Court.
The background on this story makes it even better. Currently, the former State Senator is a music teacher at the University of Central Arkansas. On top of that, while he was a legislator he lobbied against allowing alcohol sales in Conway Arkansas. ...Awkward