Now we don’t just have to worry about competing against Ryan Seacrest for all the cool jobs, we have to worry about Michael Lohan too.

Michael was court-ordered to get counseling due his domestic violence charges. The treatment center told him that he needs to get a job to help transition him back into normal functioning society. At first, it looked like he was going to get a job at Burger King, but he passed on that gig for a better one.

Michael got hired at some radio station in Palm Beach, Florida. He’s going to be doing grunt work for $8.25 an hour, but they’ll probably throw him on the air just for publicity or to hear his crazy talk.

He says that he is going to take his fat paycheck and donate it all to charity.