As it turns out, her upset tummy had nothing to do with cunning tactician and amazing cook General Tso, but was actually a sign that the issue had started 37 weeks earlier.
I can say this for sure: My job a as the husband and father-to-be is to fetch the things that my wife wants/needs/has to have/is crying about for some reason regardless of the time or how possible it is to acquire said food or drink - and I am very good at my job.