This morning was one for the record books. River was clearly in a bad mood, then she called her mom something truly unpredictable.

Once i walked into the kitchen area I knew something was up. My five-year-old daughter was pouting while preciously eating a brownie at the table. I asked her what was wrong and her answer was simple...

"MOM IS A DICTATOR!"

Naturally, I had no clue how to respond so I immediately starting filming like any great parent would do. I don't know how she learned the word or if she even knows what it means, but this is one of the funniest things she's ever done!